The new years honours list comes soon, with various awards being given out to nice people who do nice things.

One bloke who has been ignored over the years however is Father Christmas. In my view, if ever their was a guy out there deserving of such an accolade, it has to be Mr C. Throughout the years its been give, give, give with nothing asked in return. He saves us parents a fortune in presents every year and remains jolly the whole time...

How the scene may look when Mr C becomes a knight...